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Stands for Hot [Piece of Ass] in middle-age douchebag slang. Guys in their middle ages, born in the 60s and 70s, who think they are hip and cool because they have money and a bmw and actually think people care, usually use this acronym because they are retarded and mess up the original, HPOA. "HOPA" can be heard often in office buildings of brokers, bankers, insurance salesmen, and other douchebag professions where middle managers, who have risen based on [kissing ass], often try to be cool in front of their male colleagues. HOPA is also often heard at douchebag self help seminars in random suburban hotel conference rooms where these middle aged [douchebags] swarm...with certain topics like "How to own a Ferrari in 5 steps." "10 steps to ultimate financial success." "How to Install a Supersized Pool And Other Shit You Dont Need in your McMansion"
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