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The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with [one or more] couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in [awkwardness] as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no [other friends]. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).
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