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When you take time to set [the scene] before [masturbating]. Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - ([probably not] new world). For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
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