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Barney Stinson is a handsome and available [Renaissance man] best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet [around the world] blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves [on the board] of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.
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