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This comes about when one friend underestimates the length of a hike that a group of friends are about to undertake. In reality, it becomes a potentially fatal march in excess of 3 hours + in an uncharted wooded area that a group of friends, in various stages of physical fitness, take in an effort to become completely and utterly lost yet amazingly remain within 100 meters of a [residential] property at all times. Strangers may come by and give completely incorrect directional advice all the while stating that ‘[I know this] area well’. The Death March can be so long that several members of the group may die before the end either from dehydration or arthritic pain for those awaiting hip [replacement] surgery. It is tradition that at the end of the Death March one of the group attempts to jump a metal gate thereby smashing his body painfully to the ground on the resultant fall. This is [followed] by shouts of pain (Chris), concern (Trevor/Paul/Ben/Dean) and quiet giggling (Bruce).
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