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The short fat guy covered hair, but still [going bald], go-tee sporting clown who walks around [the locker room] after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank [hanging out] for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
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