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When a [Republican] yuppie calls the local press to observe and report on a session of [auto-erotic asphyxiation] with a paisley tie -the subject of which speaks of "[important], meaty things" while pleasuring himself. Known to occur in well-appointed mahogany-paneled law firm offices in major Midwestern U.S. cities.
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