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a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *[all the time]* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for [whatever] reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, [no matter what]; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.
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