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The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include [head to head] jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever "no holds barred" contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known "chicken" situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub [international] sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not [good practice] for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.
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