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Def1: A turtle whose head [looks like] a slimey penis, and can retract said head inside its shell. Other female animals will mistake this turtle for a phallic protrusion, and begin to mate with its head. Def2: A cyst on one's inner [butt cheek] that grows hair like Don King and smells like a [homeless man] who was promised money if he rolled around in shit, but never given the money.
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