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The act of dudes who are secure with their sexualities bumping cocks; intentions same as a high-five. No homo. Also, it is said that if Jesus cockbumped [Chuck Norris], then Chuck Norris cockbumped Bruce Lee, then Bruce Lee cockbumped Elton John (in that order), the universe as we know it will turn into a small piece of ripped [toilet paper], which, afterward, Buddha, himself, uses it to [masturbate] to hardcore midget BDSM.
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