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Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat. When there is a close shot, or an [acrobatic] save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound [constantly] strains [the tongue] muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
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