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A place for trolls who want to make everyone feel bad with bogus accomplishments.

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AP's
Soph. year
World History 5
Chemistry 5
French Lang 5
Euro History 5 (self-study)

Junior Year
Eng. Lit 5
Biology 5
Span Lang 5
Eng. Lang 5
Music Theory 5 (self-study)
US History 5
Calculus AB 5
[Computer Science] 5 (self-study)

Senior Year
Physics B

Physics C E&M and Mechanics (self-study)
Env. Sci (self-study)
Calculus BC

Statistics (self-study)
US Gov.

Comp Gov

Latin Virgil (self-study)
Japanese
Psychology
Human Geography (self-study)

I only took 5 AP classes senior year, earned a 34 on the ACT, 2290 on the SAT, earned a million awards, have 3,219 [community service] hours, gave a speech in front of 100,000 people, earned a plaque from my counselor for writing the best application essay he's ever seen, got 780 or better on each of the 16 subject tests I've taken. I have a 4.99 GPA, and I am #2 in my class of 933 (it's a big school and it's competitive) and I'm an internet troll. I have no chance into any college at all! Will colleges care if I didn't take that many AP classes? and that I have bad scores? Tell me! [I don't] want to be a loser. I have no chance at all!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1111OMG1!!!ROFLZ!!!!1!!!!!!

Proper reply: If you think a 34 on the ACT give you no chance into any school, you might be as smart as [Christian Weston Chandler]. Even the perfect student doesn't take that many AP tests, let alone earns all fives.

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