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1) If you know you are going to bone a chick for the first time, masterbate several times to the point of disinterest, then drop a viagra, put on a condom. At this point you should be fully erect with [practically] zero sensation in your penis and can pound the girl to your heart's content or until she politely asks you to stop. Guaranteed requests for a return engagement. 2) Pretty much the same as the first, but instead of [masterbating], get so whiskey-dicked drunk that you have no hope of [getting it up], pop a Viagra and go to work. Tricky to balance the sex and not passing out though.
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