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A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and [filthy seagull] (see [definitions]).

To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light [on you] need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the [bloody hell] did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.

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