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loodle (n): a human being who, if was transformed into an animal, would be a hybrid between a poodle and a lizard. The creature typically possesses obnoxiously curly hair and big round beady green eyes. Since they are crossed with the poodle; who as anyone who owns a poodle knows, has difficulty [controlling] its little bladder; loodles are prone to wetting the bed. Lesson of the day: Don't sleep with a loodle - you will wake up drenched in loodle piss. Like poodles, Loodles can be extremely hyper. Combined with [intoxication], and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend [too much time] with them. You can only handle so much. Since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, Loodles typically have unusually red faces - as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
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