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Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of [sexual gratification], the [vampire bites] [the shit out of] the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.
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