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come from the words. iPod and Microsoft =isoft The isoft is what happens when a power hungry [turtle neck] ([steve jobs]) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates) put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume. The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper- the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite. When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari and many more. Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the [individual] is under the command of the mega- billjobz zord.
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