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When a [retail slave] closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open [the next day]. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the [ironing clothes] part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
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