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Fatmath is the mental [calculation] one must do of the relative obesity of everyone [in the room] before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain. Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab [to the face] from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
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