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Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs [all the time] [trying to] re-live their [glory days] and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.
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