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The reason why Americans hate football (soccer) because every other freakin' sport over hear (even golf for christs sake!) has some sort of tie breaker. In a football match where guys will kick a ball around for an hour and a half and do NOTHING, they will slump off the field in a 0-0 tie. Who the hell wants to watch that? No one! We Americans happen to have very short attention spans (hell, [that's why] we invented tivo) we want to see ACTION. Which is why we like basketball, [american football], and lacrosse. [Don't get me wrong], soccer is a great game to play and watch, but it does get very dull in a tie game. :P
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