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[douche bags] that like to cheat on girls. They're extremely scrawny, have goo on the sides of their mouths at all times, and weird [double chin] things. They like to brag about having sex with all these girls (that they've only known for 30 seconds or so) [yet] how can they have sex when they have teeny weenies? The proof is that they always wear insanely tight (Silver) girl jeans and there is never a bulge. Ever. They thinks they're cool by drinking passion fruit tea, putting flowers in their hair, putting Buddha beads around their neck, wearing those tight jeans, and the way they stand....yet all of these reasons make people wonder if they're gay. They're very rich but they only seems to wear jeans with holes [in the butt] that show their bright orange boxers. People will literally pass them and think they're a girl with a dyke-ish haircut. If you like small packages, go for an Aleks.
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