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Crank, or Cranking, is the act of [wanking off] while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke [your heart], tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 [episode 4] "Sports."
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