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A feline which is [naturally] insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just [not all there]. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog. Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get [in the bath]), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze. a spastic cat is a Spasticat
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