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A special [competition] between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior [masculinity] over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the [competition], each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment.

For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of [superiority].

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