Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A boring, monotonous, and tedious to watch English sport played by nations with no clue on how to play, nor create, anything better. A sport that has no shame in stupidly kicking a ball [back and forth] for 90 minutes to then end the match at 0-0. A sport that despite its pointless monotony comes up with the stupid rule of offside to make it even more absurdly contrived and monotonous. A sport where a referee can claim whatever he damn pleases and it goes even if the call is obviously 100% inaccurate, [catastrophic], and on camera. A sport so frustratingly pointless; yet hyped, that many of its live spectators loose their heads by minute 45 and rather start killing each other during half time. A sport that makes all athletic Americans realize by 9th grade that thankfully there are other sports like Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, [American Football], Lacrosse, Golf, etc.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.