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Noun. A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various [wal-marts] or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, [vegetables], tight clothing and [voluntary] movement.
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