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[Abbreviation]: What would Kellen Heard Do? Kellen Heard is a 7' tall 500# behemoth of a man who played 3 seasons of collegiate football at Texas A&M before getting his degree and transferring. He is notoriously huge and selectively laborious, making him a microcosm for all that is great in America. He also put a late hit on a famous female [quarterback] from a school in Austin. He's a man, a scholar, and an Oakland Raider. A box of rocks might be smarter than Kellen Heard and yet he makes millions more than you. Kellen Heard is a beacon of light in our [dark times].
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