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The act of male [masturbation] that occurs [simultaneously] while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then [masturbating] (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.
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