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(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by [pretentious] hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, [sophisticated] or cultured than they really are. An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or [unintelligent] people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
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