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1. Term used to describe an [extremely] fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and [hand washing] portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce" 2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at [extremely] high speeds.
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