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(ko-pan-deh-nytus) -noun Pathology 1. A disease [contracted] by humans after excessive panda visiting. The only known remedy for copandenitis is a 5 day [quarantine] with no contact from co-workers or pandas. Symptoms include: darkening of skin pigment around the eyes, hunger for bamboo, ability to climb trees extraordinarily well, and random mauling of [small children] and co-workers. Note: Sufferers of copandenitis should wait a minimum of 90 days after recovery to come in contact with any pandas, stuffed or otherwise, as they are more susceptible to the disease during this time.
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