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The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man. Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include: They [sporadically] engage in random Tourette-like [fist pumping]. They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not. They proceed to change their [facebook name] to something that is different than their real name. They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
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