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A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, [intolerance], and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of [understanding] of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms. There are two types of fossil dads: 1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for [the first time] in 20 years. 2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
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