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The Firewang or firewanging it the subtle art of stealthily sneaking a fire extinguisher (any size will do, preferably a foam one) into the bedroom just before [intercourse]. Having said fire extinguisher hidden, but at arms reach from your partner. When the time comes casually place your loved one in the finisher (doggy or [reverse cowboy] preferable for espionage). Yell 'Im going to cum!'. Spin her around, extinguisher at the ready (remember to break seal if a new one) and unleash in her face. This will give you a few seconds to pull your condom off (if you are wearing one of course) manover your johnson back into your partially sighted, potentially peeved, lover and [blow your load]. Optional as you leave is calling back 'that's Firewang'.
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