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To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently [ejaculated] semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during [masturbation] during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when [sexually aroused].
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