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A conservative is someone who thinks resources like land, water, timber and oil are owed to Man in infinite abundance by an [invisible] deity until Jesus returns, at which point the Earth and all its raw materials will be purged. The Bible gives the exact date of this liberating event. Thus, conservation, [environmental] regulations and other forms of greed-control are socialist plots against patriots who are merely pillaging resources per God's Plan. [Never mind] that the world is getting increasingly overpopulated and rife with scarcity. The Chosen Ones are above the laws of nature.
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