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Oxymoronic, like saying "legal eel" or bottom feeder.

This is a animal who resembles a [human being] physically, but in every other way resembles a scum sucking bottom feeder. It is a grossly overpaid [prostitute] ("tart") who pretends to be smart after attending 6 semesters of "law school." [The only thing] difficult about law school is that, if you are human rather than a Lawyer Tart, you [will] have to force your normal and logical brain into performing illogical whackodynamics for the sake of making big bucks (AKA ripping [absolutely] everyone in society off).

The lawyer tart's brain is so perverse that it believes that by spinning more of it's yarns (AKA "laws") it is doing "good" and actually deserve to rip off society to the tune of $300+ an hour. Unlike every other so-called profession, they set their own rates thus violating their own so-called laws. This is the norm, however, as the entire "legal system" exists merely for the two bottom feeder segments of the population: Lawyer tarts and their brothers in scum-sucking, "businessmen."

Society should begin to fight back against these scum, who also comprise more than 95% of the country's "politician tart" population.

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