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It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the [monopoly man] / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an [erotic story] in the style of a [masterpiece] theater reading. Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.
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