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A [horrible] umpire for baseball who has a strike zone six feet high and three feet wide. He will signal safe and call out, while yelling "Fair Ball!" He is [almost always] drunk before games, and, "Just wants to [get out of here]." He is hated by almost every player he has every umpired for.
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