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An epic nap is any nap which begins as an intended 15-minute to one-hour venture and ends as a 5- to 8-hour excursion through the valleys and [mountains] of the realm of sleep. Additionally, if you have two major events scheduled in a day, and you [take a nap] between the two, causing you to miss the second of said events, this nap may qualify as an epic nap. Finally, if you make plans with friends, but decide to take a nap before you go out, and then end up sleeping for an eight- or nine-hour period during which none of [your friends] can reach you and may begin to presume you dead, this may also qualify as an epic nap.
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