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A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world. Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe [out of the closet] carefully and position the body laying face-up [on the floor] with the legs spread Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun [in your mouth] Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch **** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.
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