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The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits [northern New Jersey] but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet [primarily] consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly [fucking stupid] and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.
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