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Fuck You, I'm Vested. A state of mind reached when an employee has been at a company long enough that all of their stock options have become exercisable. [The person] is now wealthy enough to not care about making an effort or, more [importantly], helping junior [employees] with problems that require their skills or help. Also FYIFV, or Fuck You, I'm Fully Vested.
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