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A large shit whose length spans at least the [circumference] of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually [accompanies] release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet. Mass consumption of [sunflower seed] shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs.
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