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A pejorative term [used] as an insult by Democrats against [Libertarians] and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, “progressives”, “liberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth.

Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite [universities] and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying [global warming]. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.

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