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Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic [ejaculation] of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over [the internet]. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and [evaporation] reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.
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