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MBMP, MBMPing or [Morning Boner] Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with [morning boner] and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina. Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your [morning boner] in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc. Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
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