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A form of contraception supposedly used as the primary method of birth control in Australia. The [Australian] condom is not purchased, but rather made at home using simple materials. All one must do to use this method is simply insert a hot glue gun into the head of his penis and inject enough glue to form a proper seal. Though this is 99.9% effective in white males, it only maintains a 50% succsess rate in black males. This is due to the fact that members of the black population have very elongated and therefore powerful penises. The force of a black [ejaculation] can be accurately compared to the blast force of a cork being shot from a bottle of champagne. The force of a white [ejaculation] is only about 1/20th as powerful as a black one, thus the 99.9% sucsess rate.
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